Received from a friend:
Obama, Hillary and Trump are standing at the throne of heaven.
GOD looks at them and says, “Before granting you a place at my side I must ask you what you have learned, what you believe in. God asks Obama first: “What do you believe?”He thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says,“I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving. I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my countrymen”.God can’t help but see the essential goodness of Obama, and offers him a seat to his left.Then God turns to Hillary and asks, “What do you believe?”Hillary says,“I believe in passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. Like Obama I believe in hard work. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose; I’ve always tried to be a true patriot and a loyal American.”God is greatly moved by Hillary’s high-pitched eloquence, and he offers her a seat to his right.Finally, God turns to Trump and says, “And you, Donald, what do you believe?”Trump replies,“I believe you’re in my seat.”